For too long the "trolls" under the bridge have dominated the politics in this great state. The government of this State of Michigan in no way reflects the values of this our great state of SUPERIORLAND! Yes, citizens I am renewing the call for secession from this state of Michigan. As citizens of Superiorland we understand that the Upper peninsula has a unique cultural heritage that is separate and distinct from those people that live under the bridge.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Corddry? You Sent Cordry!?

On Tuesday's "The Daily Show" Rob Corddry was sent to Detroit to report on the lay-offs at Ford. Corddry was introduced as the "Detroit/Upper Peninsula Correspondent". I personally have mixed feelings regarding this revelation. On the one hand, it's great for the UP to garner attention from a Peabody award winning news program. On the other hand, Corddry? How can you send a Red Soxs fan to Michigan. You see originally, the Red Sox were the Calumet "Red Jackets" but those hoity toity East Coast folks went and stole the team away from the state eventually to be called Superiorland. SISU takes great offense to this development.
Besides, wouldn't Samantha Bee be a more logical choice for an UP correspondent. Heck, all you coastal people think we're part of Canada anyway. Not to mention, she's kinda hot...for a non-Superiorlander/Canadian.