For too long the "trolls" under the bridge have dominated the politics in this great state. The government of this State of Michigan in no way reflects the values of this our great state of SUPERIORLAND! Yes, citizens I am renewing the call for secession from this state of Michigan. As citizens of Superiorland we understand that the Upper peninsula has a unique cultural heritage that is separate and distinct from those people that live under the bridge.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Q&A: Will Superiorland keep the $0.10 bottle deposit?

This is a good question and one that will surely be open to debate in the houses of the Superiorland legislature. I think that we should up the deposit to a quarter. Why? Because quarters are the most useful coin, that why. Also, it will pay for the security system used to catch out-of-staters (read "Trolls") that come to Superiorland thinking they'll make a buck. If they have no money, they can work it off picking up cans and bottles off the new super-highway between Ironwood and St.Ignace. If they're deer-hunting trolls, from sub-urban Detroit, they'll pay a moderate fine. We'lll give them a gift-certificate for a free pasty so they know their's no hard feelings. ( Afterall, for the time being tourism will still be a major part of the Superiorland economy.)

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