Q&A: Will Superiorland keep the $0.10 bottle deposit?
This is a good question and one that will surely be open to debate in the houses of the Superiorland legislature. I think that we should up the deposit to a quarter. Why? Because quarters are the most useful coin, that why. Also, it will pay for the security system used to catch out-of-staters (read "Trolls") that come to Superiorland thinking they'll make a buck. If they have no money, they can work it off picking up cans and bottles off the new super-highway between Ironwood and St.Ignace. If they're deer-hunting trolls, from sub-urban Detroit, they'll pay a moderate fine. We'lll give them a gift-certificate for a free pasty so they know their's no hard feelings. ( Afterall, for the time being tourism will still be a major part of the Superiorland economy.)
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