For too long the "trolls" under the bridge have dominated the politics in this great state. The government of this State of Michigan in no way reflects the values of this our great state of SUPERIORLAND! Yes, citizens I am renewing the call for secession from this state of Michigan. As citizens of Superiorland we understand that the Upper peninsula has a unique cultural heritage that is separate and distinct from those people that live under the bridge.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Q&A: Football

The site has launched to tremendous success. As one would expect, there are questions as to the form and function of this great new state. In these sections my research assistants and I will attempt to answer these questions.

Q: Will Superiorland have it's own NFL team.

A: To Superiorlanders, the question of NFL franchise allegiance is but one ember in the fire the fuels the desire for sovereignty. Currently, we are Michiganders and many assume that we are therefore Lions fans. Nothing could be further from the truth. The NFL in their great wisdom ,recognizing the cultural similarities between Northern Wisconsin and Superiorland, has deemed this region Packer Territory. I for one would die for the Pac. In fact, when Brett's father passed away thousands of Superiorlanders offered to either adopt Favre, or donate their father to the greatest athlete of all time. God Bless the Pac.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Packers Suck!!!!

3:07 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Favre is omniscient, and will know your sentiments. The faithful will be rewarded, and the unfaithful will be punished.

Long live the Pack!

8:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if u love the packers... move over a few miles and suck on cheese fag

12:47 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Upper Michigan is for Wisconsin and Packer Fans.... FACT

11:10 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

As a native resident of the Tri-Cities, I'm a Bears fan. What can I say, they are the closest team to our location that doesn't suck.

Thought I'm not the best Bears fan, I suppose, because I don't root against the Packers outside of the Bears/Pac showdown.

11:35 AM

 

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