Q&A: What is this SuperHighway you speak of?

As the new 50th state (we support Hawaii's secession from the U.S) we will be entitled to a disproportional amount of federal highway monies. This will allow the building of a Super highway from near St.Ignace to Ironwood, running along where M-28 is located. Spurs will allow easy access to Escanaba and Marquette and from Marquett to Baraga and on to Houghton/Calumet. Most of the cost will be material and overhead as the labor will come from violators of our bottle deposit law. The highway will be 6 lanes of heated concrete and contain two lanes with no maximum speed but a minimum speed of 90 mph; these lanes will be open only in the summer months. A toll of $20 will be charged for access to these high speed lanes. High walls will be built on either side to prevent deer and other wildlife from entering the highway and right-of-ways will be tunneled out to allow wildilife to cross underneath.
It is SISU's belied that this highway will encourage enrollment at S.T.U. and S.S.U.